Archive for iunie, 2008



 
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Words: Sade Adu
Music: Sade Adu and Stuart Matthewman
I gave you all the love I got
I gave you more than I could give
I gave you love
I gave you all that I have inside
And you took my love
You took my love
Didn’t I tell you
What I believe
Somebody say that
A love like that won’t last
Didn’t I give you
All that [...]


Prozac Army

22Iun08

“Seven months after Sergeant Christopher LeJeune started scouting Baghdad’s dangerous roads — acting as bait to lure insurgents into the open so his Army unit could kill them — he found himself growing increasingly despondent. “We’d been doing some heavy missions, and things were starting to bother me,” LeJeune says. His unit had been protecting [...]


Dating rituals

21Iun08

WHITE WOMEN
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date : You get to have sex, but only in the missionary position.
IRISH WOMEN
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex..
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex..
20th Anniversary: You both get [...]


1. You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it, but it’s yours to keep for the entire period.
2. You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full-time informal school called, “life.”
3. There are no mistakes, only lessons. Growth is a process of trial, error, and experimentation. The “failed” experiments are [...]


Intrebari

21Iun08

Cat trebuie platit
Ca ziua sa curga
In fiecare trup,
Sa-l umple cu vise
Si sperante albe?

Ce mai ramane
In sufletele cenusii
Dincolo de bancnote
Si de lacomia
De-a trai vesnic?

Care este pretul
Intre pustiuri intinse
Si noptile grele
Pentru ca spiritul
Sa aleaga Lumina?


De retinut!

03Iun08

1. When I was born, I got a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I can’t remember what I chose.
2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
4. Impotence: Nature’s way of saying ‘No hard [...]


O vaca nebuna

03Iun08

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5mndu_animal-love_fun