The unknown depressive

Q What’s good about being depressed?
A No more scrounging around for downers.
Q What’s good about being depressed?
A You’re getting what you deserve because you’re such a worthless piece of shit.
Q What’s good about suicide?
A No more worry about global warming.
Q What’s good about suicide?
A You can be your own hospice team.
Q What’s good about suicide?
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