The unknown depressive

I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. ‘I’ll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.’ He said, ‘Aren’t you worried about the mad cow?’ ‘Nah, she can order for herself.’ And that’s how the fight started….

Trei barbati se duc la un hotel unde tariful este de 30 euro camera/noapte. Fiecare barbat plateste cate 10 euro. Receptionera realizeaza ca o camera costa doar 25 euro, asa ca roaga unul dintre angajati sa se duca sa le returneze 5 euro celor 3 barbati. Angajatul nestiind cum sa imparta cei 5 euroi la [...]

Reprezinta un grup de fenomene fiziologice, comportamentale si cognitive in care utilizarea unei substante sau a unei clase de substante capata o prioritate crescuta pentru un anume individ de alte comportamente ce erau inainte mai mult valorizate de catre respectivul individ. Caractersitica esentiala a sindromului de dependenta este dorinta (deseori puternica, cateodata irezistibila) de a [...]

Fata mea este model  [ + ]

· If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly .
· If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you .
· If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6 .
· If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can [...]

Recently, suicide gene therapy using the herpes simplex virus thymidine kinase (HSVtk) gene followed by ganciclovir (GCV) administration was evaluated for the treatment of cancer. The purpose of this study was to investigate the effectiveness of suicide gene therapy using the replication-defi cient recombinant adenovirus vector for human oral squamous carcinoma cell lines. To evaluate [...]

“Seven months after Sergeant Christopher LeJeune started scouting Baghdad’s dangerous roads — acting as bait to lure insurgents into the open so his Army unit could kill them — he found himself growing increasingly despondent. “We’d been doing some heavy missions, and things were starting to bother me,” LeJeune says. His unit had been protecting [...]

WHITE WOMEN
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date : You get to have sex, but only in the missionary position.
IRISH WOMEN
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex..
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex..
20th Anniversary: You both get [...]

1. You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it, but it’s yours to keep for the entire period.
2. You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full-time informal school called, “life.”
3. There are no mistakes, only lessons. Growth is a process of trial, error, and experimentation. The “failed” experiments are [...]

Cat trebuie platit
Ca ziua sa curga
In fiecare trup,
Sa-l umple cu vise
Si sperante albe?

Ce mai ramane
In sufletele cenusii
Dincolo de bancnote
Si de lacomia
De-a trai vesnic?

Care este pretul
Intre pustiuri intinse
Si noptile grele
Pentru ca spiritul
Sa aleaga Lumina?

1. When I was born, I got a choice – A big dick or a good memory. I can’t remember what I chose.
2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
4. Impotence: Nature’s way of saying ‘No hard [...]

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O tinctura pentru insomnie & antistress, pe baza de valeriana, rozmarin si sunatoare.
Cum se face o tinctura :
Intr-un borcanel cu sigil se pune cam un pumn din planta/plantele din care vrei sa faci tinctura si se acopera cu alcool cam 3 partzi. Alcoolul trebuie sa fie cat mai pur (gen vodka), dar nu 100% . [...]

A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.
‘Mom’, he asked, ‘Are these my brains?’
‘Not yet,’ she replied.
(sa mai iesim din starea de depresie)