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Depression joke of the day

Q What’s good about being depressed?
A No more scrounging around for downers.

Q What’s good about being depressed?
A You’re getting what you deserve because you’re such a worthless piece of shit.

Q What’s good about suicide?
A No more worry about global warming.

Q What’s good about suicide?
A You can be your own hospice team.

Q What’s good about suicide?
A No more worry about cellulite.

Q What’s good about suicide?
A No more fears they’re going to get you cause, haha, you got yourself first.