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EMO song

How to become an EMO- blog

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The “R u EMO?” test ( romanian )

Aici ( EMO test)

Aici ( OMO test) 🙂

Stories about emo

 

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EMO jokes

 

various from the net:

 

What’s the difference between emo grass and normal grass? Emo grass cuts itself.

What do you say to an emo kid to make him cry outside the mall? Anything. 

 How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. They’d rather sit in the dark and cry.

 How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? A: Cut the rope. 

  How do you stop an emo kid from drowning? A: Give him a tissue

What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
“Stop crying. You’re stealing all of the negative attention.”

What do emo kids use as birth control?
Their personalities.

If a blonde and an emo jump off a bridge, who drowns first?
The blonde- from the emo’s tears on the way down.

“Tickle Me Elmo was so last year. Now it’s…Cry With Me Emo!”

>Why are scene kids so bad at karate?
Because they can never get past the white belt.

>A punk with a rainbow-colored mohawk sits down on a bench next to an old man. After awhile, he notices the old man is staring at him. “What’s wrong, old timer?” asks the punk, “Never done anything wild in your life?” “Actually,” says the geezer, “One time I screwed a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son.”

>Q:What do you do if there’s an emo in your backyard with his hand blow off?
A:Stop laughing and reload!

>What’s better than 50 emo kids nailed to a tree?
One emo kid nailed to fifty trees.

>What would you rather be: emo or handycapped?
trick question: being emo is a handycap.

>Myspace.

>An emo kid, a jew, a mexican, and a black guy jump off a building, who wins? Society.

>Emo is to music as Terrorism is to society.

>Get scene or cut trying

>How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three! One to replace it, two to write a poem about how they miss the old one.

>Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!

>I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself..(works for hair too.)

>If a blonde and an emo kid jump off a building and hit the ground at the same time, who dies first? The blonde, she drowns in the emo kid’s tears.

> What’s the difference between an Emo kid and a dead baby?
The baby doesn’t cry.

>How many emo kids does it take to make a microwave burrito?
Four. One to write about it on LiveJournal, One to post a MySpace bulletin, One to take a picture of himself in the mirror with the burrito, and One to microwave the burrito.

>What’s the difference between an emo kid and an onio
n? You cry when you cut an onion.

>what do you call a punk without a girlfriend??
Homeless

>What do you call 1000 emo kids at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.

And some lame ’emo sites’ too…
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/jokes/emo
http://www.no-nothingrock.com/articles/emoabc/abc2.html